Then suddenly we spotted a relative of Ken, the Pot Kia. It's the potted plant situated right behind him!!!!
In case viewers don't understand why we call him Pot Kia, it is because his A Level Art coursework involves pottery.
The self-slapping moment isn't all that happened to me. To relax my senses, I turned to yoga. I always believe I'm some yoga guru and today I could finally showcase my capabilities! (Below) I can do so much better compared to that lady in the photo! See, see! I think I should teach yoga after my A Levels. I've the potential, can you?
After spending so much time with "Seed", we've decided to test its authenticity. Below shows the painstaking process that we went through to test whether it is the real deal!
While testing its authenticity, greater than life size Meng Hang decide to snap a photo of me testing it without me knowing! See, I told you he was inspired by the studying session. He even adopted Cindy Sherman's interest in "voyeurism"! Joanna and I became his artwork!
Anyway, I find the photo very amusing. It resembles the drama series of Channel 8 back in the 90s! It was called Golden Pillow (金枕头). The most memorable part of the drama series is when this golden pillow (gold rock actually) , past down by the lead character's dad, can communicate with the lead actor and the actresses.
That's classic! The 3 of them gathering together listening to the rock! And the lead actor would ask the actresses whether they can hear it. And surprisingly, the 2 actresses replied, claiming that they can hear it too while sobbing happy tears. You can see that in the mini photo below! HAHAHAHAHA!
There were also moments where "Seed" spoke too! Take a look at the photo below. Meng Hang and Joanna decided to lean against the "Seed" while looking all Korean-drama-ey. They posed like those typical couple poses you can find in those korean soap opera.
Then suddenly, Meng Hang & Joanna thought they heard the "Seed" curse & swear! They pissed the "Seed" off.
Tsk tsk tsk.
Did I mentioned that Hafiszah went to one corner to get all emotional? I think maybe 'cause Grace didn't want to share the shade anymore. HAHAHA. She ran to this awful corner. We, the art students, couldn't help but claim that the photo look extremely Edward Hopper-ish. The photo exudes the isolation of human kind in an urbanised area.
In the crazy-ing process, I found my long lost sister, Joanna. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I've no idea who snapped this photo (below). This photo shows the timeline of Meng Hang. His appearance as he age. Wow, Meng Hang, this is so Duane Hanson's "Man on a Bench". A documentation of the ageing Meng Hang! Wonderful, Splendid!
Our insanity ended in quite a mess. Take a look at the area which we studied at.
Alright, after leaving the library, we went for dinner. The after-food chat was crazy! We joked and laughed like nobody's business. The most significant one is about Jerene and her senior.
We joked that we'll appear at place which they would go. If they go to fast food restuarants, she'll see us at the counter, mopping the floor, serving them their food and clearing their food. HAHAHA. If they go to the library, she'll see us pushing trolleys of books, some staking the books and some at the information counter. If they take a train, the guys will be patrolling while the girls would be in-charge of terminating trains and blowing the whistle. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
I think the one in the cinema is funny. She'll see us in commercials. Joanna will be in the Lux advertisement while I'll be in the kung-fu flicks. The one in the taxi is also classic. If Jerene & her senior board the taxi, the taxi driver will be me. HAHAHAHAHAHA! We'll stalk Jerene. She can run but she can't hide.
OK. That's about all. It is 3.40am and I'm super tired. Watching the diving Olympics now.
Anyway, in case some readers don't get it, SOME OF THE CONTENTS IN THIS ENTRY ARE HIGHLY FICTIONAL (for example, the growth of Meng Hang to 16 times our height). The sentences in orange and bolded are definitions of some art contents which some non-art students may not know.