DISCLAIMER: THIS ENTRY CONTAINS HIGHLY 'EDITED' IMAGES. THE MODEL IN THESE PHOTOS IS NOT THE REAL HON LONG (READ: NOT THE REAL HON LONG)
I KNOW Y'ALL MISSED ME. YOU READERS CAN'T DO WITHOUT ME RIGHT? SO I'M BACK, THIS TIME BACK WITH AN AFRO!
HELLO SEXY (I was refering to myself, sorry to let y'all readers think I called y'all).
DON'T CHA WISH YOUR AFRO WAS HOT LIKE MINE? DON'T CHA.
Noraashikin brought these props over for her coursework consultation and she wanted to go home (quite long ago). I saw those wigs and I jumped upon the chance to wear them. The afro caught my eye first and I couldn't resist but have it placed over my head. I swear it was just for experience.
BUT, it wasn't long before my enthusiasm went slightly over the limit (well, not really slightly but it skyrocketed) and I tried looking sexy with it. I bet its the afro's fault - it controlled me -, I swear it isn't the Hon Long who wanted to do this! I'm innocent!
The feeling was great. I was literally indulged in my own afro world I was so... sooo (I can't find the word to describe the moment). I got high on afro! Just look at that face (below)! I was twirling the curls. The feeling was orgasmic!
Can't you feel the heat? Can't you feel my sexiness raging through the curls of the afro? Don't you wanna try an afro too? I know you want to!
And then, Noraashikin, the instigator, took out a long rebonded wig. That's when the insanity rose to a higher level.
I put on the wig and evolved into a "Christina Ugliera Umbrella
". I became even sexier than the afro! I posed like the SUPER (FUGLY)
TOP MODEL. I felt like a pop star and for one moment in time, I could reach the notes like the real Christina Aguilera. I nearly sang "Beautiful". Tears nearly flow out of my eyes, it was emotional! I felt b-be--eautiful and words couldn't bring me down!I AM BEAUTIFUL, NO MATTER WHAT THEY SAY. WORDS CAN'T BRING ME DOWN!
After I took off the wig which was the source of the madness, I couldn't help but think that it bears some resemblance to our body hair. So, image if you've got rebounded and long armpit hair, what will it look like? The answer is right here, Professor Yip has answered all your queries! (LOOK BELOW)
REBONDED STRAIGHT ARMPIT HAIR
Crazy moments always have end quite quickly. The instigator had to return the props and I reluctantly have to return them to her! But before returning to her, we snapped a photo together. Me with the afro while Noraashikin with the rebounded hair.OOPS, I'M NOT SURE IF NORAASHIKIN KNOWS THAT I PLACED THE WIG NEAR MY UNDERARMS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I think she look better with longer hair, but nevertheless, less sexier than my afro! HAHAHHAHAHA. After this session, I've decided to perm my hair after my A Levels and I'd look like a Super Zhao! Just that my curls are sexier than Super Zhao!FIERCE SHOT WITH WIGS
(MODELS: HON LONG & NORAASHIKIN)
Conclusion: I LOVE AFRO WIGS AND WIGS CAN CONTROL ONE'S SANITY.ITS THE ATTACK OF THE AFRO & REBOUNDED WIG!
As told by Y!P