It has been so long since we had a free Saturday, free from Art. So the few of us art-mates decided that we should party after our Block Tests since we jolly well know the kind of grades that we'd get and there's no point fretting over it. So, Chervonne became the organiser for the K-Box session. We went for Karaoke therapy session! Those who went for the therapy session were Breda, Chervonne, Joanna, Meng Hang and I.
Before the session, Joanna was like asking Breda, "Meng Hang sing one meh?" and Breda told me. Upon hearing it I approached Joanna on MSN. To Joanna's horror, she discovered that we do gossip about the things she said online. Right, Joanna?
Anyway, we met at Somerset MRT station and I'm on time! 1045am while the others were late! Upon meeting we went to the K-box at Cineleisure. The day started off sane. We picked a few songs and sang sanely [bear in mind my usage of the word "sane" as it never once associate with the Art students especially when you have people like Chervonne and Joanna around.]
First evidence to show that we were relatively sane at the beginning of the day. The photo below shows the Chervonne snatching the microphone while posing with Joanna stealing some limelight.
We have people like Breda going around with my camera and snapping photos with the rest. Also, there was a Chervonne snapping photos of herself with her new mobile phone. I apologize to Joanna whose phone I've dropped upon moving around. You see, you can't really blame me Joanna 'cause I've been getting fatter due to the amount of sleepless nights during the Block test period and stuffing myself with food to keep awake.
The above photo shows Breda and Joanna. Notice Joanna's "woolala" top with that large hole, we wondered how she kept herself warm. She was complaining that it was relatively cold (when she ain't sitting under the air conditioner like me) and Breda volunteered to share her mile-long shawl which I think is capable of turning Joanna into a Mummy in a matter of 2 seconds.
The photo below consist of Breda and Yours truly. I just noticed I've got eyes which vary in size and its quite obvious. My right eye is bigger than my left eye and it seems like its always coming out of the damn frame. Guess its giving me a very good reason for plastic surgery on my eyes and my mouth!
DISCLAIMER: THE SANITY ENDS HERE. Yes, as usual, the sanity doesn't last long. We started going all high while singing Flo Rida's "Low".
Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans] Boots with the fur [With the fur] The whole club was lookin at her She hit the flo [She hit the flo] Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low Them baggy sweat pants And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps] She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy] She hit the flo [She hit the flo] Next thing you know Shawty got low low low low low low low low .... .... .... .... .... ....
Yes this is what we did. We stood on the sofa and started dancing while singing like we were on World Tour 2008. Introducing the Getai Royalties: Yours truly, King of Getai. Chervonne, Queen of Getai. Joanna, Getai Princess.We're like Michael Jackson (excluding the sexual harassment allegations), Madonna and Britney Spears in the Getai World - relating to our society like the Studies of Visual Arts. Hahaha, that's our social commentary!
Note the photo above, we were suppose to be on the midst of "get down" to the chorus of the song "Low". Look at Joanna, she looks as though she was crying after a failed attempt of doing the low! HAHAHAHA! As for Chervonne, she looked like crazy woman at the void decks scaring children at the nearby playground. For me, I look like I was having constipation and lovin' it. HAHAHA! The winner of the most "sane" looking in the photo would be Yours truly, the King of Getai.
Now, the photo below is a clearer photo of the low! Get what I meant when we were literally getting down? HAHAHA, my face was relatively unglamourous and wtf-ish topped with an ape-like pose. Chervonne looked like an dwarf and that Joanna striked the best retro/80s pose! This round goes to the Getai Princess in posing!
And then we sang, we sang and we sang. We went in too deep. We couldn't help but keep singing. Look at that Chervonne's "sexy" pose. How very "sexy". I bet she thought she was sashaying down the runway. HAHAHAHA. As for Joanna, I bet she purpose pose in such a sane manner! As for the winner of this round, I guess I should present the prize to Queen of Getai, Chervonne for her outrageous attempt to look sexy - which failed terribly.
HAHAHHAHAHA, this photo (below) look as though I accidentally ate Chervonne's nose which singing! It seems like she was hiding her nose-less feature from the camera after I accidentally bit it off while we were changing dance steps. And that Joanna is laughing at the nose-less Chervonne.
That was just 1/3 of the cranky stuff we did on Saturday. The photo below showed our attempts to act rock. The 2 on the left (Breda and Chervonne) seriously failed to act rock. They look like some bubblegum pop genre while the right (Joanna and I) more like rock than them!
So, didn't Meng Hang go with us? Of course he did. But where on earth was Meng Hang? Did you go Egypt like he what he did last time in the iMac travel? OF COURSE NOT. He was our photographer and for those who thinks that Meng Hang don't sing at all, you're all wrong! Look at this photo (below). A picture tells a thousand words. Meng Hang sang some Mandarin songs with Chervonne, I think. Both of us sang "When You Say Nothing at All"! I forgot the other songs actually.
Hahaha, while singing with Meng Hang, Chervonne decided to add in some Blues to her song. Just look at the constipated face (below). Or was it Meng Hang's singing which made her frown? This would be solely dependent on all your inference skills. Btw Joanna, stop looking into the camera!
After that, we decided that we should get more dose of crankiness. So once again, we stood on the sofa and sang a Mandarin song in the 80s by Canto-Pop group, 草蜢 (for those who don't understand Mandarin, the group's name is Grasshopper) titled "宝贝对不起" (Sorry, Baby). We got all high again. Meng Hang wanted to join in the fun but he had to snap the video so sadly he didn't manage to jump around like us! Poor Meng Hang, the next time we go Karaoke therapy again, I swear you'll be the one jumping!
Look at the photo below, the drunk Chervonne is once again sashaying with her phone in front of her to snap her own photo!
Damn, I was so reluctant to upload this photo (below) 'cause I looked like some wtf. My fucking mouth is fucking big! I couldn't take it. Well at least there's another ugly creature in the photo to share the ugliness - Chervonne. Joanna, stop posing! We want an unglamourous photo of you! Look at that Breda, she frowned. Bet she wanted to add in the Blues to the light-hearted song.
After the song we decided to have a group photo which looks pretty nice! (Below)
So, we tried a rock version this time (below). I think we looked uber spastic. Look at significant individuals like Breda and Meng Hang.
Once again, they look even more spastic than us. Do you remember the photo back during the Arts Fusion? The one where Meng Hang looked like a Gorilla while Breda looked like being swept by Tsunami and still lovin' it? (refer to 3 May 2008 entry)
This time, these dynamic duo came back with a more wtf pose! Breda look so rock that she seems like she literally had a rock dropped on her toes. Way to go Rock Chick Breda! As for Meng Hang, he look as if he's drunk with his "yo gansta" pose. Hello Meng Hang, this is rock, not hip-hop! I should say the dynamic duo had a competition and that's Joanna. She seemed as though the duo were trying to snatch her microphone preventing her to go rock and she's screaming to be heard. Yes, we hear you Joanna!
Oh gosh, the time spent with them is uber interesting! The level of crankiness is beyond my wildest imagination! I bet it's the A Level stress (especially Art coursework). Below is actually a video of our world tour and we were singing and dancing to the canto-pop song! Enjoy! It is better than "You Don't Mess with the Zohan". HAHAHAHA!
BEHOLD, THE LEGENDARY VIDEO (be afraid be very afraid) .... .... ....
(I realised its too dark to be seen)
After the Karaoke session, the others disappeared one by one and it was left with me and Breda to shop around Orchard. As you know, Zara has got sale so we dropped by to dig some treasure. Didn't really find much, but I found the windbreaker that I was longing for. It initially cost $125.90, after the discount, it became $99.90 and I manage to find it! But I fathom it was way too expensive for a windbreaker and I had to let go of it. It was highly emotional. Hahaha. Similarly, Breda found herself a dress but had to part with it due to the quality!
Eventually i got myself a basic (well not so basic after all) as seen below.
Love the gold!
OK, I'll end the entry here. I need to rush some art! Bye people! Enjoy the video!
As told by Y!P
HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAIN 2008!
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Well, shouldn't be blogging but I must take some time off the Studies of Visual Art (SOVA) to blog about this! 'Cause........
IT'S MY BEST FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY! Sorry to people like Zhi Xue, Kai Ee, Iris, Clarice, "Mary" (aka Ming Cheng) etc, but it's JEONG JI HOON'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!! JEONG JI HOON! You know who's Jeong Ji Hoon?? Pinch your double eyelid (or single) if you don't 'cause he's RAIN!
Undoubtedly, the one who gives me motivation to work out to get that kinda body - yes, for 5 minutes. Can't nobody say they can make me voluntarily work out except Rain! (with the exception of the dumb NAPFA test, which my National Service enlistment is at its mercy) Anyway, Period. HAPPY 25TH BIRTHDAY MY BEST FRIEND, PLEASE STAY IN THE INDUSTRY LONGER 'CAUSE I'LL BE LOOKING FOR YOU FOR A DUET ON MY DEBUT ALBUM! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! I'm on drugs!
This is high fashion, y'all! (below)
God damn, I love this look! I need to appear so innocent! Yes, I've the black thick frames! I need to change my outlook! I'm a good innocent Hon Long trapped under a wtf skin. I'm always misunderstood! No, I ain't living in denial I know what 'cha thinking about me! Hush!
Don't y'all think being a celebrity is uber cool? You can like change your hairstyle as and when you like without being caught by school authorities?
I'd love to change my hair colour every week. Yes, I know y'all think I'm a bit crazy but hey! I was close to that back then but I wasn't rich enough to do so. I had like, 3 colours in 3 months 2 years ago! From Blue Black to Purple, to Natural Brown. BEAT THAT SHIT! My hair colour eventually turned RED with the mixture of Blue Black and Purple (after much wash) which I pretty much love it. Well, it wasn't literally very visible red, but reddish. Under the sun it was SUPER RED. But I covered it up with some natural brown. Still, the red was uber obvious and I got caught 'cause of the dumb sunlight shining on me during flag raising!
If I'm a celebrity, I'd be flooded with designer goods, change my hair colour everyday, pierce my nose, get drunk in after-parties, whack paparazzi, get caught with a photo of me and my middle finger, have paparazzi snap my nude photos (oops, my blog is rated PG). Gosh, am I some bad media karma? I think those will be the negative things which the media always exaggerate of me 'cause I'm more innocent than Britney! HAHAHAHAHAH! Yeah, I came upon some websites showing how this Chinese singer is imitating Rain's style. Gosh, check this out! Where did all the individual style go? I nearly laugh till I fainted. He's called "Huang Xiao Ming" (黄晓明), like whoah for a name! HAHA. OK, the funny part is this, not only did he dress up to a 96% resemblance/imitation of Rain, his album's name is "It's Ming" which bares a similarity to Rain's 3rd studio album, "It's Raining". HAHAHA, I cried while laughing when I heard the album's title. Picture this, me calling calling my album, "It's Long" (pronounced as Hon Long's Long) HAAHAHAHAHA! Plus, a song in his album is called "I'm Coming" which was also the title of Rain's first single from his 4th studio album! I JUST CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT XIAO MING. HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. "IT'S LONG"! HAHAHAHAHHA! I should stop the mockery! Anyway, I'll end off the entry with a photo of me and the colour pencil-er, Prunella. We snapped this using the Digital Animator, Meng Hang's, phone. See I didn't touch up using photoshop ok! Prunella was like "Why no pimples?". What to do? 'Cause "IT'S LONG". HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
As told by Y!P
Happy Birthday to Me & Dad
Wednesday, June 18, 2008
Yesterday was my birthday and also Dad's too! Yes we share the same birthday, 17 June. Poor Dad, he didn't get any presents from me. Hahaha. Anyway, we had a birthday dinner on 16th June and it was sort of Sis' treat. But I think I want an iPod Touch from her instead of a treat! Hahaha. For those who've yet to get me my present or wish me a Happy Birthday, you better watch out 'cause I'll hunt you down!
By the way, who says I'm always photoshopped?! I've stopped using photoshop since like 2 years or so ok! I no longer photoshop my pimples as much as like when I was in secondary school when hormones were raging and pimples were sprawling at every part of your face. All that's left are scars and occasional pimples like how anyone of you would have! Don't come to me and tell me I'm photoshopped! Hello, if I'm photoshopped I would've turned myself into a Rain or TakeshiKaneshiro! Why will I still be Yip Hon Long?
Hey, y'all should try this rubbish test on "The Number of 5 Year Olds You Can Take in a Fight". I can whack 25! Perhaps y'all can whack more.
Anyway, I'm like 1 day late but still, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD.I'M GONNA BE A REAL GOOD BOY THIS YEAR.I'LL STUDY HARD, I'LL SLEEP AT NIGHT & ,MOST IMPORTANTLY, STOP ARGUING WITH YOU SO MUCH!
DISCLAIMER: NO iMACS WERE FATALLY HARMED IN THIS PROCESS
ALL IMAGES TELL A STORY OF OUR ADVENTURE AROUND THE WORLD WITHIN A SHORT TIME SPAN OF 9AM TO 3PM. SEE HOW GLOBALIZED THE WORLD IS? IMPROVED INFRASTRUCTURE AND THE SHRINKING WORLD.
I'm giving you some preview of the crazy things that some of them do when they're in the Digital Media Lab when our Art teacher is gone. The 3 girls, namely Breda, Chervonne and Joanna, were up to no good on Wednesday when Meng Hang, yours truly (NS Checkup) and Prunella (sick) wasn't around. The 3 girls caught an iMac, tied it to the table and tortured it with their "I'm a Next Top Model" poses. I guess the poor iMac has been really traumatized. Its a miracle that the PhotoBooth application is still working. Sigh, its so predictable when you've a Chervonne around who will always instigate one into doing spastic actions.
People will be asking, "Are you serious that their poses are hurting the iMacs?". So, here's the answer (right below). Seriously if I'm an iMac I'd go blind upon having those 3 girls posing like that in front of my camera.
We were laughing at this photo 'cause its damn rubbish looking. Look at Chervonne's (centre) face. She look so slappable, like those bitchy girls. HAHA. The juxtaposition of all these 'mini them' is rather funny and the photo as a whole looks like those Channel 8 Blockbuster Serials. HAHAHA.
That was what that happened on Wednesday. So, it was Thursday that the 3 girls unveiled the fact - how they tortured the iMac, killing it softly. Having seen the process of the torture, innocent passers-by like Me, Meng Hang, Norashikinn and Prunella too want to pose like them. I apologize to the poor iMac which we had tortured.
OK, within the session from 9am-3pm we actually went around the world. First, we went to Paris, some waterfall in don't know where, a beach with sunset, some roller coaster in some carnival (perhaps that in Prunella's artwork). Some even made a trip down to the studio of America's Next Top Model to pose with the contestants.
First stop, we went to Paris. Saw a few happy Art students in Paris? Prunella went there with her hole-y umbrella as seen in the photo. Prunella, you can't shelter much with that big hole there. Anyway, I touched the Eiffel Tower! What a close encounter! By the way, I guess Meng Hang was pointing at the Pyramid in Egypt at the other end instead. Oh my god, Breda's got a hollow butt! OMG, Breda, your butt consist of a woman's head!!!!!!!!!
Saw what I meant when I said we've been round the world? The 3 girls (mentioned previously) joined America's Next Top Model within that short period of 9am-3pm. Yes, they brought a chair along to the studio, which I ain't sure why Tyra Banks didn't say much.
Joanna, you're sitting on your fellow competitor! You'll kill her. Chervonne is standing in the middle, blocking out her mentor, Tyra Banks. How very nice of her.
Yeah, did I mention, that particular episode had a 3 elimination at one go? All 3 of them got eliminated and came back to the Digital Media Lab at 3pm. Anyway, good job girls. We all know you girls ain't top models! Its amazing that you all can even get into the studio! Hahahaha! Ya, so the 3 of them got eliminated and they were so pissed with Tyra Banks that they decided to haunt her (Below). They held a grudge back at the studio. Good job, hope you all scared Tyra. OOPS, EH I'M BATHING RIGHT! STOP STARING AT THAT PHOTO! (BELOW) I WAS SHAMPOOING AT THE WATERFALLS WHEN THE OTHERS MOVED ON TO OTHER PARTS OF THE GLOBE.
After shampooing, I swimmed across the ocean to meet up with the remaining Art mates. (Below)
They went to a beach and they lost Meng Hang on the way. Maybe he went Eygpt 'cause he previously pointed there when we were in Paris. They were enjoying the sunrise by the beach and I emerged for the waters (note the figure behind Chervonne and Norashikinn - that's me)
So, I joined them in enjoying the scenery after my wonderful shampooing at the waterfalls. Breda, Prunella and I were busy looking for the lost Meng Hang while the heartless Norashikinn, Chervonne and Joanna just simply don't give a damn. I bet Chervonne must've eaten him up when she was hungry! Look at her face, she seems like she was licking her lips!
We won't let a missing Meng Hang dampen our mood. So, we decided to go to a carnival for a roller coaster ride. Initially we started off with 6. But the ride was too intensed, it swung Norashikinn out. So, now its left with Me, Joanna, Prunella, Chervonne and Breda on the roller coaster ride which was so wicked. It swung us around like mad (as seen in the photo below)
In the process of going around the world, we lost Meng Hang and Norashikinn. But when we went back to the Digital Media Lab they were back there all bruised. Poor guys. We didn't know the things that we do are so intensed that we lost the 2 of you! Let's go around the world again if we have a chance to be alone in the Digital Media Lab again my friends. We won't lose you no more!
FOR THOSE WHO CAN'T SENSE IT: THIS ENTRY IS HIGHLY FICTIONAL.
As told by Y!P
Death of YSL
Monday, June 02, 2008
I just heard on the news that the creator of one of my favourite designer brands is dead on 1 June 2008. Yves Saint Laurent (the designer) lost the battle against his illness. Sigh, will there be a discount to mourn for his death? Gosh, I should be sad. I'll patronize Yves Saint Laurent (YSL) if I have the dough, currently I ain't that financially inclined!
YVES SAINT LAURENT IS ALWAYS ONE OF THE BEST DESIGNERS!
As told by Y!P
Malay Kite 2008
Sunday, June 01, 2008
Had the Inter-Institution Malay Kite (Wau) Making Competition hosted by Catholic Junior College on Saturday. For the past few days we've been staying till late just to do mock-ups. Spent loads of time and effort for the competition and sadly, we didn't win a single thing. Not even the 3rd placing like last year. We were super disappointed 'cause we don't think our kite is any less inferior to those of the winners. As mentioned last year, the malay kite (wau) has got characteristics like being symmetrical. Sadly, some of the winners didn't really follow it. That is what that disappoints us. Initially we thought it was our structure that got us a 3rd placing last year. So this year, we actually improved our structure and to our horror, it didn't work out.
What more can we do now that we didn't win. So, guess its up to Syahrul (aka 'Koropok') to win next year's competition. Well, winning is just a recognition and we sure don't need that as we know we're good. *Sings*"I'm good, I'm good, I know it!". Undoubtedly, the joy of painting the entire stupid thing in 2 hours 10 mins, making the structure in 30 mins and leaving 5 mins to touch up, still lingers around. Good job to my team mates like Azfaris, Prunella, Su and Syrahrul! I know y'all love the brownies at Mdm Noraidah's house! Oh not to forget the Chocolate Tarts which Su didn't get to eat! Hahaha!
Gosh I'm so gonna miss screaming as Su updates us about the remaining time left. Wait a minute, I think I would be screaming while writing essays during the coming A-Levels. OMG.
A photo with Su (above). She look like a psycho in this photo with that sinister smile. Gosh, I sure miss laughing at the fact that she eats more than she work at Mdm Noraidah's place. And her stupid comments like saying Mdm Noraidah is the Queen being lifted down the stairs and behead all of us for not completing our mock-ups on time. And to think I actually play along with her. Gosh, wonderful moments!!
Yeah, this is our Malay kite (wau) which I am uber proud of. (Above) This is the kite of Anderson Junior College (2nd placing). I must say they have good bright colours but where's the symmetrical characteristics? I'm not being sourgrapes but I can't believe they won us for the 2 years! Didn't manage to snap others' kites 'cause my stupid digicam died on me. Will update once I get the photos! Posing with our kite. Azfaris ran off to Singapore General Hospital right after the competition so the remaining of us will have to snap this without him. Fret not, he wasn't admitted to hospital. He just went there to see his doctor! This was our Malay kite last year if some of you forgot how it looks like.
Hahahahahahaha, I found this photo and I must blog about it! OMG. It consists of the distorted Prunella, yours truly and Joanna. We were acting cute with the distorted face. Prunella looks uber elongated but still relatively sane within the photo. As for me, I look squarish with a large nose which bears an uncanny resemblance to someone whom we title as "SexyNose" (I bet all Art students know who that person is). I do look like some mole man in the cartoon that I am watching right now which I don't know what's the title. As for Joanna, she look like some dumb cheeky mini-me of the Austin Powers. HAHAHAHA. Assess the use of Realism in this photo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WE WERE CAUGHT RIGHT AFTER SNAPPING THIS PHOTO! AND JOANNA GOT THE SCOLDING INSTEAD OF ME AND PRUNELLA. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
As told by Y!P
The autobiography of your beloved Hon Long
Yip Hon Long (born 17 June 1989), better known by his new stage name Y!P. A psychotic member of the legendary psycho group, THE PSY/PSY 4. He and his fellow psychotic members are currently on a mission for Charlie and their codename is Charlie's Devil. Claimed to be rebellious by his friends but he don't think so. May be vulgar at times but he still got his innocent and kind side too. He is a sucker for P!nk and Mariah Carey's music for they're the best vocalist ever! Beware of him sometimes for he is out to bite. He ain't complainy, it's just that things don't go his way. He is also known as "Uncle Agony" to some people. Being wild is just the surface of him, he is not always that wild. He can be feisty at times. (dependent on his mood)Lastly, HE LOVE HIS GRANDMA!