Sunday, May 18, 2008
Haha, I realized some of you are relatively amused by my captions of the photo. So, I did some wonders with photoshop to show y'all the uncanny resemblance.
With reference to previous entry, "We tried the comic effect and we look uber weird. Breda and Prunella (Breda especially) looks like Ju-on, I look like a child vampire that lives in the depths of the dark and smiling devilishly with my fucking red lips, Hazura and Chervonne look like goblins featured in Lord of the Rings movie, Joanna look like "I-don't-know-what-she-look-like" and Azfaris is the only normal looking thing in that"
I finally find the character whom you can see the uncanny resemblance to Joanna
. It's Popeye
ENJOY THE PHOTOS PEOPLE.
As told by Y!P
Was surfing around the photo album of my Mum's friend (her friend's husband to be exact, who is always the photographer cum travel mate whenever we go overseas) online photo album. Scanned through the photo album for the Taiwan trip and I found this photo (below) which I thought was rather nice. Mum ain't in that photo 'cause I think she was busy gossiping with her friends. Dad look relatively young in that photo while grandma looks cute (as usual).
I'M SO DEAD. I LEFT MY iPOD IN SCHOOL!
Also, when I was playing around Facebook I found this photo of the 2005 Outward Bound Singapore course which I took. Due to the small number of people, my previous class (those who went for Outward Bound Singapore) had to merge with another class. Great memories surfaced once again upon seeing this photo. I didn't order the photo, so I was rather happy to see it being scanned in by a fellow member of that course. Try spotting me. And no, I don't look like Reuben Soh in that photo, so please don't say that Reuben Soh is me in that photo.
Clue: I'm rather cramped up in that photo.
As told by Y!P
We had a wonderful time one week ago in the Digital Media Lab. Our art teachers were out and the art students were creating a havoc in the room. We were so amused with the iMac's PhotoBooth application. So, the narcissistic art students were busy snapping photos. Captivated by the numerous effects found in application, we began playing around. Now, be prepared to see the many unglamourous photos below. Here goes nothing.
DISCLAIMER: REPUTATIONS MAY BE TAINTED UPON READING THIS BLOG ENTRY.
First photo, we can see our (clockwise direction) Prunella, Joanna, Breda and the "oh-so-pretty" Chervonne (well, this "oh-so-pretty" is only applicable for Chervonne in this photo!)
Just look at that Chervonne, don't cha wish your girlfriend was hot like her? (Hell no for me) She looks classically "pretty" here. Uber sexy!
Second photo consist of Prunella, Breda, Chervonne and Hazura at the left hand corner. Gosh, Chervonne has got some old-skool spectacles. Damn, Chervonne you should have this spectacles!Photo 2
Third photo consist of Azfaris, Prunella, my mouth, Chervonne and her food. We were playing with the reflection effect on the iMac and whoola, this photo is born! I love my randomly placed mouth 'cause it adds a wtf effect to the photo. Note Joanna's face upon seeing my mouth! Haha!Photo 3
Fourth photo consist of Azfaris, Joanna, Er Chao (innocently doing coursework), Meng Hang, Breda, Norashikinn, me, Hafiszah, Chervonne, Hazura, and Prunella (All in clockwise direction). Almost everyone is in the photo. I always enjoy group photos!Photo 4
Fifth photo consist of Azfaris, Prunella, Joanna, me, Hafiszah and Chervonne.
Hahaha, this photo is our attempts to look scary. Damn, we should print this out and paste it in the Digital Media Lab. Hahaha! We do look slightly spastic. Hahahaha!Photo 5
Sixth photo consist of Me, Hazura and Chervonne.
We were trying out the Eiffel Tower effect which calls us to step out of the frame. So, the enthusiastic few attempted to look super high and pretend to look like satisfied tourists (Duane Hanson's "Tourist II" -inspired photo). But our attempts failed terribly. Damn, I can't picture going Paris with Chervonne 'cause we'd look like spastic tourists.Photo 6
Seventh photo consist of Hazura, Breda, Joanna, Chervonne, Joanna, Azfaris and yours truly.
This is one of my favourite effect and I like this photo. Look at the 3 women behind (namely Prunella, Chervonne and Joanna). Hahaha, just stare at Prunella and Chervonne's nostrail. Gosh, you 2 look uber sexy with those huge gorilla nostrails. Hot. Look at Joanna's classic 'twist' pose. Hahaha, if you were to notice there's a resemblance in pose to the last photo! Joanna's signature pose!Photo 7
Eighth photo consist of the same people in the seventh photo.
Its soom zoom in effect and damn, I look uber spastic. Period.Photo 8
Ninth photo consist of the same people in the seventh and eighth photo. (Fuck it, I'm so tired of repeating who the hell is in the photos! Can you viewers identify who's who by now?! Tell me how effective this is, man! Grrh.) We tried the comic effect and we look uber weird. Breda and Prunella (Breda especially) looks like Ju-on, I look like a child vampire that lives in the depths of the dark and smiling devilishly with my fucking red lips, Hazura and Chervonne look like goblins featured in Lord of the Rings movie, Joanna look like "I-don't-know-what-she-look-like" and Azfaris is the only normal looking thing in that photo!Photo 9
This photo consist of everyone from the Art class with the temporary teacher, Mr Lee (excluding our own Art teacher). We were celebrating Ken's birthday (the guy in black). Well, I should say this is the most sane picture that I've taken with the Art students.
As told by Y!P
Saturday, May 03, 2008
My apologies dearest readers for not updating my blog. There's a lot of things that's happening recently. Now, I start with the shit stuff which makes my life 'interesting'.
Firstly, the National A Divisions Volleyball match - its finally over. We lost. Don't wish to talk much about the match 'cause I wasn't really pleased with the everything of the matches. It wasn't enjoyable. It wasn't about the losing that I'm pissed with. It's not about the losing!!!
Secondly, I lost my sole source of motivation (the one with the greatest impact). The one and only source which kept me going on for these 3 years (close to that). Still trying to get over it. I don't need no motivation source to move on. But still I lost my motivation for school. Things will never be the same again.
Thirdly, I've been ill for consecutively 2 fridays. Due to the illness and the volleyball Nationals, I've missed quite a lot of lectures for Economics, Geography and Art. How am I suppose to keep up especially when I'm not passing my subjects?
Fourly, I've loads of overdue assignments and teachers and calling them in for file check. This is especially so for General Paper and also Economics. How am I gonna finish everything?
With the above four "special" things happening in my life, how happy can I be? It seems like I've lost my soul. Perhaps I was just caught in a moment I couldn't get out of. Life was such a chore. Seriously was thinking about killing myself. But, why die because of this? Won't it be uninteresting if I were to die like that. Who knows, I may be fated to live a 100 years and I can torment those who can't stand the sight of me. For those who dislike me and are reading my blog, I'll make sure I'd live a 1000 years to irritate you and your future 10 generations (assuming that you and your generations live a 100 years). Gosh, won't that make me a vampire?
Anyway, not going in the topic about my suicidal thoughts 'cause that will result in worried readers asking me to seek psychiatrist treatment. Now, lets talk about the nicer things. Less tension.
I've bought a number of albums.
Firstly, I bought Mariah Carey's latest album, "E=MC²", which cost me a $20.90 for the limited edition one. It comes with a Mariah Carey iPod skin, a fold out poster (Which I think it's dumb 'cause it comes with the lyrics book. So, its either you have the lyrics and the poster or you have the poster to paste on your wall which you totally have to do without the lyrics. What a choice, man!). Personally think the album is rather good but not as strong as "The Emancipation of Mimi". I like tracks like "Bye Bye", "I'm That Chick" and "I Stay In Love".
Secondly, I bought P!nk's 4th album, "I'm Not Dead", once again 'cause the dualdisc album which I bought 2 years ago is spoilt! I couldn't play the disc at all. And being her best fan who thinks the album is such a strong one, not listening to it would kill me. Hence I had to buy it so I can rip it to my iTunes. The previous dualdisc one cost me $22.90! Now, this normal one cost me $16.90 'cause (I think) it was printed by her record company's Singapore distributor. With hits like "Who Knew", "U + Ur Hand" and "Dear Mr. President", how can I not buy a new one to replace my spoilt one?
Thirdly (which was today), I bought Kylie Minogue's latest album, "X". It comes with a small sample of her fragrance, "Darling". Think I'll pass the same to Mum or Sis to use it. The album is not really the latest one 'cause it was released in November 2007. Upon hearing "Wow" on a commercial on Channel U, it instigated me to buy the album. Most of the songs are not as wonderful as "Wow". I do think "In My Arms" is relatively good but I think the Taiwan release which features Jolin Tsai is nicer. This album is not as good as her "Fever".
The photo below shows the albums I bought within these few months of not blogging and the free goodies I got from buying them.
Another happy event to tell you all about. Last Saturday I went for my school's annual Arts Fusion performance (I think it's an annual event). It was the Dance event which I attended. Was a treat from my Art teacher for our efforts in helping her move the past years' artworks all over. What more can you expect from Art students? Art students are usually deemed as cranky people. The photo below shows the extent to which the previous statement is true. We were suppose to be jumping up and all our attempts failed terribly. This is the funniest shot. Take a look at Meng Hang and Breda at the extreme right. One looks like a Gorilla while the other look like she just got swiped by a Tsunami and she's enjoying the 'blown-away' feel. Chervonne, 4th from the left, seems as though she's drunk. Azfaris, beside me, seems as though he's dragging the drunk Chervonne and the 'I-don't-know-why-I-look-like-this' me.
Stupid Chervonne called me to ask me what she should wear to attend the event. And I told her to carry her Louis Vuitton bag. It was really crowded there and it seems like some fashion show 'cause everyone was wearing like its New York Fashion Week. I wore rather casually. Ha, nothing much from someone who's stylish 'cause I don't need to don myself in the most expensive stuff to look good. Love my Prada-looking Pedro. Hahaha. As what I told Chervonne, I look too good to sweat. Hahahaha. But some guys seriously wore to impress as though it was Prom night. Wait till the real Prom night, friend. I'm so gonna win the Prom King/Best Dress award! Ha, the girls wore like they're going for Fashion War. It seems as though the Fashion Police and hiding among the crowd and all of us have to wear so nice in order not to be caught.
Azfaris, Hafiszah and Norashiknn performed and we cheered them on. We were sitted in the first row 'cause we were late and it was a free seating performance. Haha, when Hafiszah and Azfaris performed, we cheered like fuck. That Joanna shouted "Azfaris Selemat" with her low voice. It was damn funny! As usual, nothing much from Joanna. Btw, wanted to support Joanna for her Band performance today but I ain't feeling well. So, sorry Joanna.
The overall performance was good though I don't really know how to appreciate dance. Sadly, I'm more of the visual arts person and not performance art person. After the performance we took group photos. This is so predicted especially when you have a Chervonne around. We took group photos like nobody's business. We blocked out almost any groups that wanted to snap photos. Hahaha. Below you can see the photos!
Tsk tsk, spastic photo.
Look, we even pose with our Art teacher. C'mon everyone let's do the eyebrow!
Sing this with me:
"You put your left eyebrow up, you put your right eyebrow down and you shake them all about. You do the Hookey Pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what its all about!"
Shucks, I'll get scolded if she sees this.
See how spastic we can get (below)? Tsk tsk, Art people are a crazy bunch. Stupid Chervonne and her cranky ideas!
OK, I guess that's all for today's entry. Hope I'll be able to blog more! I've to rush some assignments now. Don't miss me. I'm still mourning over my lost source of motivation.
As told by Y!P